1. Pokemon is just a fad

2. Why pikachu why not zubat as ash's first pokemon

3. Everyone raves on about Pokemon, but no one cares about Pikachu's long tail.

4. Every episode is the same, Team Rocket tries to capture pikachu but fails.

5. Friends who like Star Wars turn their back on it and start liking poke`mon

6. Honestly who cared when charmeloen evolved into Charizard?

7. Ash's dumb pikachu won't ever evolve.

8. Because ash failed at the Pokemon league, they created the orange league- what's next the blue league.

9. Where's the blood and gore?

10. NO LIGHTSABERS!

11. WOW in the gameboy game the pokemon hurts its opponent by vibrationg.

12. Mew? Wow Darth Vader could kill him anytimehe wanted to.

13.Star Wars fans try to combine Pokemon and Star Wars together (i.e. one of my friends had an e-mail address of dark_jedi_pikachu another one had jedi_clafabel)

14. NEWSFLASH Pokemon means pocket monsters. How many could fit in your pocket?

15. The name is Pokemon and not Star Wars.

16. Pokemon is not a trilogy why are they making two new movies.

17. NEWSFLASH it costs 10 dollars for a card it costs the company 15 cents to make.

18. Who cares about Charizard and his card being worth 75 dolars.

19. "What son and so is evolving!" Who the hell cares.

20. Pokemon red, blue, yellow, pokemon stadium, pokemon snap when will it end?

21. Pokemon is just a fad

22. I just hate people who try to put star wars and Pokemon together, I mean get a clue.

23. Everywhere you go people are talking about Pokemon (notice how most of them are children).

24. Any Sith or Jedi could beat up all the Pokemon put together.

25. Pokemon got boring after the first month, why do they still continue with it.

26. There are 251 Pokemon how do they expect you to keep track of all of em'

27. WHERE ARE THE LIGHTSABERS!!!

28. WHERE ARE THE DROIDS!!!

29. NEWSFLASH there's no sith

30. Your never going to see Pokemon Episode 1

31. Where's Coruscant, Concord Dawn?

32. Pokemon Mewtwo strikes back is a cheap copy of Empire Strikes Back

38. Notice how I skipped 33-37.

39.No pokemon can use the force.

40. All Pokemon ever say is their name.

41. In how many combinations can Pikachu say Pika…

42. There's no one to say, "Ash I am your father!"

43. Are you actually this bored to read all the way up to number 42?

44.How do they expect us to believe that electricity can come from two sockets on Pikachu's head?

44. Did you notice I have two 44's?

45. Friends with too much time on there hands make a picture of Pikachu holding a lightsaber.

46. mew, mewtwo, what's next mewthree, mew5000000001/4?

47. You never heard anyone say, "May the Pokeballs be with you."

47. You know this is getting real monotonous.

47. Notice how I have 3 47's?

48. are you still reading?

49. GO AWAY!!!

50. I know I have too much time on my hands.

51. Please leave

52. I'm running out of room.

53. okay bye.

54. This is THE END…

-if you have any more reasons e-mail them to me at sithlord_of_coruscant @yahoo.com
 

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