Chewbacca's Funeral
In Honor of a Great Wookie
Yes, It's true poor Chewie is dead.
To find out how he died click here
Well my friend Matthew was reading a Star Wars book called Vecotr Prime and in it Chewbacca dies. So here is his funeral in honor of the greatest wookie of all time
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[email protected]Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for the loss of one of the greatest wookies of all time, Chewbacca. *cries* He was a great co-pilot and a noble friend. Even though he has died, he remains in the hearts of all of us. In his nephew's Lobacca's heart, in his niece's Sarakuk's heart and in his brother-in-law and sister's (whom I've forgotten the names to) hearts. It seems just yesterday that he was living(lol). Now what will become of old Han who needs to navigate across what was formally known as Alderan, without Chewbacca . Who needs to kick Imperial @$$ without the wookie whom we all know and love, Chewbacca. Chewbacca why did LucasFilm need to kill you, why not Leia? She's useless (no offense Han)
Today our lives are changed forever. No longer will there be a wookie for us to growl at when we're sad. Although I am not family *cries and sobs* when I heard of this tragedy my first impulse was, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD LUCASFILM HAVE DONE SOMETHING SO STUPID?!!!" Then I faced a stage of denial," NO, CHEWBACCA'S NOT DEAD!" and if only it were true?
One can only imagine the heartache chewie's family felt. And although he is no longer on the face on Kashyyyk he is still in our hearts. May you rest in peace Chewbacca. -Now let's take a moment to honor this great, dynamic, faithful good friend .- Would anyone else like to add something? (Now is the time where you would e-mail me at
[email protected] and tell me what you want to add in remembrance of Chewie).