• 1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
• 2. You use your lightsaber to open a non-twist-off bottle of Bud.
• 3. There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
• 4. You use your lightsaber to pick your teeth.
• 5. At least one section of your X-Wing is Bondo colored.
• 6. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
• 7. You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word chicken.
• 8. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
• 9. You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
• 10. A peaceful meditation is one without gas.
• 11. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.
• 12. Your master/mentor ever said "Hey, pull my finger..."
• 13. Your X-wing is up on blocks in your front yard.
• 14. You lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.
• 15. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
• 16. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
• 17. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
• 18. You use your lightsaber to clean fish.
• 19. Your father said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
• 20. You use your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
• 21. The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.
• 22. You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace.
• 23. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
• 24. You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag.
• 25. More than half the droids you own don't function.
• 26. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.
• 27. You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.
• 28. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while on vacation on Hoth.
• 29. Your moonshine is really made on the moon.
• 30. You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.
• 31. Sandpeople back down from your mama.
• 32. You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.
• 33. You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.
• 34. You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.
• 35. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.
• 36. A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.
• 37. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while lighting a cigarette with your lightsaber.
• 38. You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.
• 39. You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.
• 40. You don't think Jabba's pig guards have a hygiene problem.
• 41. You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.
• 42. The Rancor monster refused to eat you.
• 43. You discover that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother...
• 44. You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the force.
• 45. You feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

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