IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!
THERE
IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR MONITOR. THE BACKGROUND SHOULD BE THIS WAY.
BUT WHY??? IMAGINE IF YOU WILL A WORLD WHERE TOO MANY CONSPIRACIES ARE
ALOFT…(AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU READING THIS PAGE IS A CONSPIRACY!) YOU
ARE NOW ENTERING ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!!!!! A DEMENSION IN WHICH THE UNREAL
IS SO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ENTERING MY CONSPIRACY
SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure your parents
say there are no monsters under your bed… but what do they know??? Do they
hear that voice beckoning for you while you lay in bed. No! not that voice
the other one. Yea that's the one. The voice that say's Tammy, or Lucy,
OR Joe won't you come down under the bed and play with me?
Nixon wasn't killed!!!!!!!!! No! that would be way too easy. You see Nixon found out about THEM (dun dun dun dun DUN) yes THEM (the high esteeming mutants) a secret agency dedicated to hide all the conspiracy's in the world. The rest is all history!
Sprinklers… they're supposed to water the grass!!!! No what they really do is not water the grass but WATER THE GRASS!!!!!!!!! (oh it's too horrible)
ABC and XYZ just
letters in the alphabet ? No agents XYZ and ABC are the two highest-ranking
officials in THEM!!!!!!!!!!! Who are they? Well they recorded your telephone
calls and logged all your e-mails. YES!!!! SAD TO SAY THERE DEAD!!!!!
Rugs, you "supposedly"
walk on them every single day. Or do you? Don't believe me? Then why are
you still reading???
And yet another
question WHO KILLED KENNEDY?????????????? You see like Nixon KENNEDY found
out about THEM!!!!!!!!!! What happened to him? Some say it was Charley
who killed disco. But it was KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes right after he
killed disco THEM found out!!!!!!! They knew Kennedy could tell the whole
world of the secret so HE WAS POISONED BY CHARLY (dun dun dun DUN!!!!!!!!!!)
The only one person whom knows it is CHARELY HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw Elvis at the
Pocahontas yesterday? It was THEM playing their evil plots. Sure he looked
like a 12-year-old boy, but I know better? How do I know? For all I know
you could be a member of THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!! See THEY (THEM'S
brother) tried to hide the conspiracy of THEM!!!!!!!!! But you see I was
a member of THEY so I know all about THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Jimmy Joe
he was eaten alive by, (ready for this?) ROY!!!!! CHARELY'S 1/2 OF A 1/2
OF A 1/2 COUZIN (that's a conspiracy all within itself) yes , you see ROY
was a mass murderer for RUSSIA no Roy please don't kill me no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh you want to kill the emperor of Chicokia. Phew. Like I was saying Roy
lives in your imagination, he see's what your afraid of and scares you
to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's that in the air? An airplane? Wrong again. It's the Martians man. Why don't you think when you go inside a plane you never see the pilots? THERE MARTIANS I TELL YA!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOOD THIRSTY MARTIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Know that we're
on the topic of the Marinates let me tell you something. The Martians they
eat fish, they call it fish, but I tell ya It ain't fish. Isn't it weird.
Anyway I didn't tell you the conspiracy of how MARTIANS TOOK ALL OF OUR
BRAINS AND GAVE US THESE LOW STANDING ADALESONT BRAINS. Well you see THEY
TOOK ALL OF OUR BRAINS AND GAVE US ADOLESONT BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oh yea, the teachers
at my school are aliens. But you wish I would have stopped there. But,
there's more. You see they were nuns on the planet Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well they were brought here to earth to take all of our hair and convert
it to Martianism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENT
TAKE THIS SERIOUS??????? WELL THE PLOT THICKENS from there. You know those
stalls in the STAFF BATHROOMS well what they really are is (KNOW COMES
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!) STALLS IN THE STAFF BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT. THIS ISN'T NO GOD DAMN SITCOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEA THE MOST LIIKELY TO SUCCEDS IN EVERY SCHOOL, THERE REALLY THE HIGHEST
RANKING OFFICALS IN THIS. SEE THEIR PLOT IS TO TAKE OVER EARTH BY USING
BRAINWASHING TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THERE NORMAL. BUT REALLY THEY'RE RABID
PIGS WHOM ONLY COME OUT AT NOGHT TO FEED ON THE VICTIMS THE TEACHERS GOT
BY TORCHERING THEIR STUNDENTS FROM LEARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! THESE PIGS TRY
TO BLAME TEACHERS PETS, BUT THEY REALLY KNOW WHO THEY ARE THAT
MEANS YOU MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I gotta go nature calls… But I leave you with two things. When in doubt blame the Maritans also. I f you have anymore conspiracies e-mail them to me at [email protected]