Welcome to Majad's Page of Useless Garbage

Guess What my site finally has hits. and all of you losers who never thought it would (yes matthew and melissia this means you) hahaha who's laughing now.  This page is best when viewed with internet explorer... otherwise the javascri[t makes it look whack.

cuz' bad stuff happens to good people?

NOW THIS IS A COOL PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey if you can go to my page that means IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey and Welcome to my site? Everyone who goes to my site knows it's teh place to go to for anything star wars related.  First of all I would like to say trekies suck and if your a trekie leave because i don't giva a f*** about trekies.  Also if you didn't turn your backs on me or my site (hahum) you would also know that 2 weeks ago everything on my site was on fire... it was a new javascript and since you were unable to read anything i took it off. "oh wait he didn't  just say what I think he said? and Dr. Dre said? Nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead? He's locked up in my basement haha" Anyway my site hasn't been updated for a while? I BLAME THE JUPTONIANS? WHICH ARE REALLY MY TEACHERS IN DISGUISE, BUT LET'S NOT GET THERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To read more about them scroll all the way down. You see if your at my site your CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! Why on earth would you want to go to my site? cuz you see there out there watching me. When your finished browsing my site delete it from history? see its all a part of area 51 (dum dum dum!!) SEE THERE OUT TO GET ME BECAUSE I ate toothpaste when I was little!!!! Cuz' you see Area 51 DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!!! Yea, you go on through life believing that? so did I, until??? you fill in the blank? well this is majad signing off. (Yup this is a sitcom as a matter of fact my life is a sitcom on Jupiter and my teachers like to see my show when their in Jupiter!!)


 



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Star Wars Quotes


 


























"I sense something, a presence that I have not sensed since?" Darth Vader

"Stike me now and I shall become more powerful than ever?" Ben/Obi Wan Kenobi

" For once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny?" Yoda
 
 







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Majad's Chat room

Made for those whom hate chat rooms?

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The Origins of my ex-Teachers?


 










Ms. Ghazouly- She may say that she's normal but looks can be decieving? well you see back on Jupiter Ms. Ghazouly is the big cheeze? she is the ruler!!!!!!!!!! Why did she come here? I've been pondering that for quite a while. Why else, she wants to establish a diplomatic relationship with George Washington? little does she know George Washington is dead!!!!! Therefore she will roam around taking the role of a notorious science teacher? but sad to say yes Ms. Ghazouly I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Shanker- Ms. Ghazouly's military expert. He is sworn to protect Ms. Ghazouly BAMN (by any means neccesary). Shanker takes the role of a Yankees loving fan. Sure he has two yankees stickers on every window in his classroom, but how do we know that on Jupiter the Yankees are not a league of Super Mutants? (yea its true) oh uh shanker now knows that I know that he knows that I know that he knows that I know that ms. Ghazouly is the ruler?

Ms. Jones- uh oh the worst alien of them all? ms Jones was banned from Jupiter because she watched too much smellivision. Dum dum dum dum dum? Earth was the only planet in which she could find refuge. She suspects that ms. Ghazouly and Mr. Shanker are here to kill her but how wrong you are ms. Jones how wrong you are?

Mrs. Bynes- a math teacher, come on mrs. Bynes you expect us to believe that !!!!!!!!!!! Mrs bynes was a rocket scientist back in the old days. Mrs bynes is really an Earthling. (Come on you need to think realistically here.) Mrs. Bynes an alien?? Maybe?

Mrs. Iclan- The mother ship was about to beam here up, but she forgot how to say "May the force be with you" in Juptonian so the mother ship's gate never opened. Sure she's not dissapointed who wouldn't want to live on Earth. Now me I come from Pluto, but that's a whole other story. Anyway where was I, oh yea, Mrs Iclans is Ms. Ghazouly's mother's daughters, brother's sister's father's daughter's peer. (yea ms. Ghazouly and ms. Iclan go way back).
 
 







Remember when in Doubt blaim the Juptonians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have too much time on my hands don't I??? Anyway it's 4 in the morning maybe I should go to sleep and stop talking about my alien teachers???????????????..Nah so where was I??? yea you see my teachers were aliens (lol) anyway thanks for visiting my site and remember "SIGN MY GUEST BOOK" am I still typing???? Oh I guess I am. Could somebody please stop me? You there don't you read what I have on the bottom of this.


 



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

MELISSIA SUCKS AND IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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